Me: Madison, were you messing with Mommy's perfume?
Madi: Yes.
Me: Where is it?
Madi: It's not dere.
Ummmm. Not dere? Where is not dere? Well it wasn't on the bathroom counter where it always is.
I have been cleaning all day, washing all the bed linens.
Me: Madi, where is my perfume?
Madison: I want goldfish.
Me: No goldfish, until I get my perfume back. Where is it?
(insert sound of little feet running into my bedroom)
Madison: In dere.
This here...is apparently "dere".
Ok well, let's see.
It was. In dere.
I AM A BIG FAT STINKER.
Me: Madi? Stay out of my bedroom.
Madison: No.
xoxo
mom
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